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2014年8月9日 星期六

5 Facts about Woman & Man

Although many women fancy that they know their men. Sometimes I wonder if they do so at all. Recently I got some 5 "unshakeable facts" about man and woman from a friend. I thought it might not be a bad idea to lay them out, with neither enhancement nor reduction, in the interest of the harmony of this world so neatly divided into two halves respectively called "male" and "female" for the benefit both of those starry-eyed women who still dream of being carried off to some fairy tale "castles" by their prince charming and some members of their counterparts who still somehow manage to close their eyes to what they're really after. 




Five Unshakeable Facts


1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. 
    A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.


2. Ladies love to spend lots of money buying new clothes BUT will realize
   too late that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.


3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a
    hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is ... PRICELESS.


4. Breaking News: Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex anymore: a man
     was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.


5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters,
    Carlsberg & Budweiser. 
    Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

Have a nice weekend with your Coors, Forsters, Carlberg or Budweiser.
 

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