Five Unshakeable
Facts
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she
starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing
it.
2. Ladies love to spend lots of money
buying new clothes BUT will realize
too late that the best moments in life are
enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a
few friends is nice, but having a
hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is ... PRICELESS.
hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is ... PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't always guarantee
safe sex anymore: a man
was wearing one when he was shot dead by
the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like
choosing between Coors, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state
their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Have a nice weekend with your Coors, Forsters, Carlberg or Budweiser.
Have a nice weekend with your Coors, Forsters, Carlberg or Budweiser.
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