It's Saturday again. Time for a little relaxation after another back-breaking week. This time, we got to thank my friend who forwarded it to me and of course a newly wed couple. Have fun with them!
Newly Wed couple
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, sweetie pie. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."
The prisoner went in.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to put him back where he belongs."
After they're done, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a new born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him again and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Turning his head limply, he whispered into her ears, "For goodness sake, it's not a life sentence, OKAY ?"