It's always nice to have friends, especially those who love to surf on the internet and love to pass on whatever it is they find interesting to you. In that way, I'm truly blessed. Often when I'm racking my brain about what I should post on the Saturday or weekend fun blog, all I got to do to check my emails. If you're giggling sheepishly before quickly recovering your dignified composure or smiling your knowing smile and choking with laughter or wiping the tears off your eyes whilst doing your best to restrain the uncontrollable spasms around your abdomen area, you know that the true object of your your thanks should be my friends and not me.
Just got the following from my friend. It's about the life of ordinary folks like me. They're in Chinese and should be more enjoyable that way because of the end rhymes. But they're not too bad in translations. Here they are.
Wish to get into the fast lane in your career rise? Split your hair in the middle.
No one crosses the huge river unless one is a fierce dragon. No one cares about "make-up" unless one is a big fat sow.
Three for 10 bucks! The longer you wear it, the bigger it gets.
The earlier you buy, the earlier you enjoy. The later you buy, the cheaper by the hundreds.
You do your own struggling, I do my own spending.
The mad and the dull sit on a table. The lost and the foolish gather round in a pile.
Nine out of ten males fool around. The tenth is thinking about the same.
For buddies, one will gladly stick two two knives under one's arms. For chicks, one will gladly stick two knives into one's buddies.
I don't mess around easily but when I do, you bet I won't be human.
Once a guy got money, he goes off the rail. When a gal goes off the rails, she gets money.
A string of time, a string of gold. When you string (i. e.get cheeky) again, you'd be beaten until you taste sweetness.
Have a nice weekend!