Before you know it, it's Saturday again. Time for some fun. This week, I'm going to be a little naughty. A man should be allowed to be naughty once in a while. He's human too! Ain't he? I will have three, one long and two short ones. So here they go.
1.
"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."
"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife.
"Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said.
"Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."
The doctor took the husband aside.
"You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
2.
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband says, " Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts! "
3.
Two men buddies were discussing how they would spend the weekend.
The first says, " Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?"
"Of course! How many people are coming?" asks the other.
The first replies, " Three, if you bring your girlfriend."
Have a nice week.
Haha my dear Elzorro, I didn't realize that you limited your naughtiness only to a weekend . I thought you were naughty all the time. What an ascetic!
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/12/2011 11:39:00]There are lots of things you don't know, my friend! Ascetic and naughty are not necessarily antithetical, you know? Everything is a matter of context!
今晚又凍0左呢.......... elzorro 保重呀
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/13/2011 08:53:00]It looks like another very cold weekend. You take care too!
Seems that doctor very often take more advantages than lawyer.
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/13/2011 08:52:00]Those who are ignorant will always be taken advantage of, whether it be by lawyers, doctors, or merchants, bankers, insurers or even teachers, pedlars, even by thesmelves!
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
回覆刪除Here's my share:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
[版主回覆02/14/2011 10:08:00]You never know what you'll pick up when you try to answer the call of nature!
Mr elzorro should have published a book with your jokes!
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/14/2011 10:12:00]The days of books are doomed. We've entered the internet age! More and more books are now electronic!
thanks for the jokes, it made me laugh with tears !! and Peter, i think ElZorro saves up his naughtiness during the week, and suddenly BANG !! , it explodes on saturdays !! Doctors's joke are always so popular. I got a few too, collected from my childhood when father was telling them to his friends, and thought i wouldnt understand. well, i might not have then, but i got a rather good memory !!
回覆刪除[版主回覆02/14/2011 10:12:00]Could we have one or two of those that you still recall?
Happy Valentine's Day !
回覆刪除愛是恆久忍耐，又有恩慈；
愛是不嫉妒，愛是不自誇，不張狂，不做害羞的事，
不求自己的益處，不輕易發怒，不計算人的惡，
不喜歡不義，只喜歡真理；
凡事包容，凡事相信，凡事盼望，凡事忍耐；
愛是永不止息。
[版主回覆02/14/2011 11:49:00]Happy Valentine Day to you too. May you find your Valentine who'd love you and cherish you for what you are, not what for you can do for him!
It seems you have fun 365 days ~~
回覆刪除Happy Valentine's day ~~
[版主回覆02/14/2011 19:00:00]Life is far too short for us to waste any of it in things which make us unhappy and not to make ourselves and others happier. Happy Valentine's Day !
hahaha....I never thought you would be so naughty
回覆刪除belated Happy Valentine's Day
[版主回覆02/15/2011 08:57:00]It good to have fun and usually the best fun are had if you're a bit "naughty"! Glad you like it too!