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2011年3月5日 星期六

Saturday Fun

Saturday again! Fun time! For men, how can there be fun without women? Oops, sorry. How can there be fun with women! Here's how. Just read.


Women rule(s?)


The FEMALE always makes the rules. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE of course.


No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all of them, she must immediately change some or all of them.


The FEMALE is never wrong. If she is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.


The MALE must apologize immediately for causing any misunderstanding.


The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.


The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.


The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.


The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the she wants him to be angry or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.


The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.


Any MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!


Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in grievous bodily harm.


The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready. The MALE must be ready at ALL times

The FEMALE always makes the rules.

The FEMALE always makes the rules.
The FEMALE always makes the rules.

 

Have fun. However, the quality of such fun may be quite different, heavily dependent on your gender. Sex discrimination?  What are you talking about! Women's rules! Long live the women!

9 則留言:

  1. hahaha.....as summary >>> 女士是善變...需要男士千般遷就
    It's the sterotype of female by most of the men.
    but i am not that kind
    wish you have beautiful Sat and wonderful Sun
    [版主回覆03/05/2011 18:34:00]And the men are not always wrong! You may be an exception! Hope that you will have another a happy photo-hunting expedition this weekend!

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  2. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often."
    [版主回覆03/05/2011 18:32:00]The more it changes, the more it remains the same!

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  3. The male and female relationship is as challenging as ever!
     
    Knowing that the Female always makes the rules or want to make rules, the Bible specifically designates Man to be the Head of the male/female relationship. Apparently, He has His own view there.

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  4. yes, I strongly agree that men are not always wrong....
    sometimes....the thought of a man is more deeper than that of a woman.
    I always can get some insight from them.
    have a good night.

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  5. Woman knows man are more likely to make jokes or fun.
    [版主回覆03/06/2011 08:36:00]Men love fun and jokes and work on them accordingly. Women expect to be amused and entertained as if it were their birth rights.

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  6. Star date 2011.03.05, leopard's log... Good evening, my dear old friend!  ...Mind reader, Spock , science officer of the star ship Enterprise,  may help all the Male human to read the mind of their wives... "Can she read my mind...    She commands, dictates, control my mind and my body,     Reads my thoughts and keeps my wages,       My oh my, God save my pocket money,         Mind my hugs and kisses as well..." 








    [版主回覆03/06/2011 08:41:00]Men are born slaves: slaves to women. They allow themselves to be controlled, manipulated, emotionally bullied by women all the time. They only got themselves to blame: they consider that "love". When they give in to the women, they think they are giving in to "love". And they are foolish enough to think themselves "great" when they do that. A king will burn a city just to make one of his concubines smile!

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  7. should I smile?

    [版主回覆03/06/2011 08:43:00]With great inner satisfaction!

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  8. Great ~~~
    You are a  wonderful mind reader ~
    [版主回覆03/06/2011 08:46:00]Alas, many men have to learn women's power through baptisms of fire . 

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  9. ah ha, are you talking about me? I do have all characteristics you say, I become the theme of your blog this time!
    [版主回覆03/09/2011 17:52:00]Congratulations for having someone who allows you to remain so. I can't help but feel a little sorry for your BF/mate though! But when have men not surrendered to feminine fickleness? How else you do think we got our "original sin", the primordial sin of all men?

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