You call one month short? Where to? When are you leaving? Guess you must be having a family reunion. Bring along your camera too. Have a pleasant trip. [版主回覆06/10/2011 19:27:00]As always, your instincts seldom desert you! Compared to a life time of work, one month or so, at least to me, can't be considered long!
開心放暑假啦 [版主回覆06/12/2011 10:16:00]I am smack right in the middle of my holidays. You bet I'm going to enjoy it! Thank you very much. You enjoy your weekend too.
I didn't think about it that way when I sent the joke to you. Now that you mentioned it, it does sound to me like a joke about socialist reality too. You're always so smart! [版主回覆06/15/2011 10:15:00]That's just a thought which occurred to me. Thanks for the joke again.
Elzorro 去完旅行啦 ? 18-20 會去睇葉子 聯展嗎 ? [版主回覆06/15/2011 10:18:00]I',m afraid I won't be able to make it in time. Please convey my compliments to her on my behalf.
Have you heard of the Buffalo Theory? If not, please read on: A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so good for you!
[版主回覆06/15/2011 11:05:00]Beers are good, whether it kills off your slower brain cells or not. After a few pints, who'd care!
Happy Father's Day, my dear old friend! ...祝你父親節快樂温馨! 「靜爸爸」: 「碧海瑤池梵啞鈴, 啞口無言蒼天問, 舐犢情緣揮不去, 無風無浪父女情...」
[版主回覆06/18/2011 19:06:00]Thank you so much for the Father's Day greetings. I hope your recent ordeal has now become completely a matter of the past and you'll have a wonderful time with your family.
Enjoy your holiday~~
回覆刪除Take care ^^~~
[版主回覆06/12/2011 10:17:00]I will. Thank you!
bon voyage!
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/12/2011 10:24:00]Merci beaucoup. Je suis déjà là.
Good evening,my dear old friend! ...I'll be missing U... ...Would you show us more photos next time? ...You're always on my mind...
回覆刪除You call one month short? Where to? When are you leaving?
回覆刪除Guess you must be having a family reunion. Bring along your camera too. Have a pleasant trip.
[版主回覆06/10/2011 19:27:00]As always, your instincts seldom desert you! Compared to a life time of work, one month or so, at least to me, can't be considered long!
回覆刪除開心放暑假啦
[版主回覆06/12/2011 10:16:00]I am smack right in the middle of my holidays. You bet I'm going to enjoy it! Thank you very much. You enjoy your weekend too.
Enjoy your holidays and take more photos !
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/12/2011 10:43:00]I shall probably do both.
I know you're checking your emails while you're on your one month short vacation. Here you are, my friend, with some extra fun for your holidays:
回覆刪除Travel
with a horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a
desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse
named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"
Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse
easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he
called his horse by the wrong name three times.
"Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he
wouldn't even try!"
[版主回覆06/13/2011 12:34:00]Is it a joke about socialist reality? Whether or not it is, it's good. Thank you so much for adding to my holiday fun.
I didn't think about it that way when I sent the joke to you. Now that you mentioned it, it does sound to me like a joke about socialist reality too. You're always so smart!
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/15/2011 10:15:00]That's just a thought which occurred to me. Thanks for the joke again.
Elzorro 去完旅行啦 ? 18-20 會去睇葉子 聯展嗎 ?
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/15/2011 10:18:00]I',m afraid I won't be able to make it in time. Please convey my compliments to her on my behalf.
Have you heard of the Buffalo Theory? If not, please read on: A herd of buffalo
回覆刪除can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.
In much the same
way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so good for you!
[版主回覆06/15/2011 11:05:00]Beers are good, whether it kills off your slower brain cells or not. After a few pints, who'd care!
Happy Father's Day, my dear old friend! ...祝你父親節快樂温馨! 「靜爸爸」: 「碧海瑤池梵啞鈴, 啞口無言蒼天問, 舐犢情緣揮不去, 無風無浪父女情...」
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/18/2011 19:06:00]Thank you so much for the Father's Day greetings. I hope your recent ordeal has now become completely a matter of the past and you'll have a wonderful time with your family.
wish you have wonderful holiday.....
回覆刪除Enjoy your holiday ^ ^
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