For those who got to slog day and night, this weekend must come as a big bonus. Three days of holiday! What's a holiday without fun. So here's some, perhaps not for those with too delicate religious sensitivities. But what the hell, a joke is a joke is a joke, religion or no religion.
1. A Hero
People perched atop a concrete bridge were shouting horrifyingly as they watched a drowning woman in the water down under.
Presently, a guy jumped from the top of the bridge down into the water and began to save the drowning woman.
As the hero and the woman were pulled up to the concrete embankment, the crowd broke into a loud applause.
The hero struggled among the crowd, with eyes raging with anger and shouted: “Where’s that son-of-a-bitch who pushed me?”
2. The Favored One
A businessman who felt that God favored him with two consecutive life extensions by his cancer cure and a miracle survival in a road accident, prized himself with a zafari adventure in Africa.
Unfortunately, he and his guide got waylaid from their group and found themselves grabbed by cannibals.
He prayed long and hard on his knees imploring God to give him a third life chance. But God said no.
Sensing the futility of his pleadings, he asked instead for God to convert his captors into Christians like him. And God acceded.
Presently, all the natives fell on their knees with their hands clasped together in prayer and started chanting.
Perplexed, the businessman asked the guide: “What are they saying?”
The guide said, “Thank you, Lord, for this food that we are about to receive from your goodness…”
3. Three Lucky Guys
Three guys have been stranded on a desert island for days.
One day, they found a magic lamp. Together they rubbed it. A genie appeared and said he would grant each of them their individual wishes.
The first guy, feeling so homesick, said he wants to be home.
The second guy said he wants to see himself having dinner with his family.
The third guy said: “Now, I’m alone and lonely! Please send my friends back here.”
Have a nice long weekend. You deserve it!
I love the black hunor in the second joke.
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[版主回覆06/04/2011 13:42:00]Are we not all "condemned" to be with our friends! Three cheers to friendship! Friends should always be together!
i love the 2nd one too
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[版主回覆06/05/2011 07:14:00]I like it too!
Happy Long Weekend
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/05/2011 07:15:00]Can I expect more beautiful photos?
Good morning, my dear old friend! ...Time to have some fun...thanks for all the jokes!!! ...Three lucky wives: The first wife wished for good health and longevity , and the genie granted her wish... she became a vampire... The second wife wished for wealth , and the genie granted her wish... she left her husband and never return home... The third wife wished for wealth and many lovers...and she got her wishes come true... she also left her husband and never return home... ...Their husband wished for everlasting happiness and romance... but his wish didn't come true... The genie swapped status with the husband, and the genie had everlasting happiness and romance , because he's now a " diamond bachelor "... But the husband became a genie himself, all he gotta do is to grant people's wishes every day... and he's lonely but feels comfortable with his new job / new life... " The genie is only lonely... Genie makes your wishes come true every day, Is lonely but happy , Only lonely , never a pair of genie, Lonely genie makes a genius ..."
回覆刪除[版主回覆06/05/2011 07:12:00]Thanks for your genie, your husbands and wives. Really a stroke of genius! And of course, the early 60's hit!
Morning, my freind...
回覆刪除no problem....would give you more "beautiful" photos
Glad that you like my photos, thanks.
Thank God it's still holiday today. Enjoyed all your jokes, particularly the second one - being christians does not mean that they can go without food .... they just need to pray before eating!
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