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2012年3月10日 星期六

Saturday Joke

We may not have sun. It's not a good reason not to have fun.  So we'll jest have a little . It's about dreams and nightmares.


A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having a nightmare.

The man wakes him and asks if he is OK.

The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.

The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

A week later, the man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight again.

His son is having another nightmare.

The man wakes his son and asks if he is OK again.

This time the son says that he had dreamt that grandpa had died.

The father assures him that his grandpa is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, grandpa dies.

A week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having another nightmare. The man wakes him again.

The son says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.

The man assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed. But he cannot sleep.

The following day, after an extra careful shave, he drives to work. There is nothing but a horrible collision on his mind.

He doesn't eat lunch. He is thinking that maybe, he will die of food poisoning.

He avoids seeing everyone . He is sure that somehow he will be killed.

He jumps at every noise and hides under the desk.

Upon entering his front door at the end of the day, he sees his wife.

"Good God, Dear," he says, "I've just had the worst day of my life!"

She replies, "You think your day was bad? The milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning!"

Have a wonderful weekend.