We may not have sun. It's not a good reason not to have fun. So we'll jest have a little . It's about dreams and nightmares.
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having a nightmare.
The man wakes him and asks if he is OK.
The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
A week later, the man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight again.
His son is having another nightmare.
The man wakes his son and asks if he is OK again.
This time the son says that he had dreamt that grandpa had died.
The father assures him that his grandpa is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, grandpa dies.
A week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare. The man wakes him again.
The son says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.
The man assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed. But he cannot sleep.
The following day, after an extra careful shave, he drives to work. There is nothing but a horrible collision on his mind.
He doesn't eat lunch. He is thinking that maybe, he will die of food poisoning.
He avoids seeing everyone . He is sure that somehow he will be killed.
He jumps at every noise and hides under the desk.
Upon entering his front door at the end of the day, he sees his wife.
"Good God, Dear," he says, "I've just had the worst day of my life!"
She replies, "You think your day was bad? The milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning!"
Have a wonderful weekend.
Good morning El Zorro!
回覆刪除Thanks for this funny joke and have a nice weekend!
[版主回覆03/10/2012 13:19:47]The same to you!
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[版主回覆03/10/2012 11:10:20]A day for a little fun! Have a nice weekend.
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回覆刪除[版主回覆03/10/2012 13:13:22]My pleasure. To me, every day should be a day of fun. But alas, we've got so many things to "do". That's why, we need to make the most of every chance we have.
Ha ha, funny story :)
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/10/2012 23:24:18]Yes. It's good.
得意的笑話！ 願你有個愉快的週末！
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/10/2012 23:25:09]Thanks. Saturday turns out not to be bad after all!
Oh poor the man, he still had the worst day of his life.
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/10/2012 23:26:37]He ought to be happy he can still fume over the dead milkman! It could easily have been worse!
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/12/2012 10:41:53]
A nice joke to cheer us up on this day with the gloomy humid weather! Thank you.
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/12/2012 10:41:26]That's the point! You're most welcome. Laugh out loud and often. It does wonders for your mental health.
adultery is just so common nowaday.
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It has been my question too since long time ago.
[版主回覆03/12/2012 12:46:21]Just like everything else, moderation is the key. But those opposed to sexual liberation typically paint horrible future for human society with little basis in "fact". They substitute "imagination" for evidence, "fiction" for "fact". They rely on "dogma" and present the same as if they were "eternal" and "universally applicable truths". They advance their case by a common trick: pushing things to their "extremes" and ask us to "imagine" what would happen if "everything" including "incest" were permitted. I have one question for Christians: if what they claim is right, would not the first children of Adam and Eve all have to commit "incest" for the propagation of the human race?
[本生堂回覆03/12/2012 11:50:52]With the invention of contraceptive, instead of continuation and widespread of gene, those with good sperm would have the privilege of sexual satisfaction with different mating partners. Sex is too big a term for human being to be allowed to do whatever they want, incest and adultery is still a taboo in different cultures and definitely would lead to revenge, fight, war and deterioration of gene and thus extinction of specis.
[本生堂回覆03/12/2012 11:20:20]hehe, please allow my poor english, as haven't used for long time, should be extinction.
[版主回覆03/12/2012 11:13:15]That's the way of gorillas, tigers, walruses etc, in short the way of Nature. Only good sperms survive. However, with the invention of the pill, sex is no longer exclusively for the dissemination of sperms but has become a way of showing "affection" by one human being to another in the most intimate way possible. I cannot see force in your claim that sex may lead to chaos, wars and "extinction"(?) of species. I cannot see that there are more wars nowadays than formerly. We now got affiliation proceedings and illegitimate children got the same rights to inheritance as legitimate children. When high-come couples fail to reproduce because of the prohibitive costs of raising a child in the modern world, those who are not afraid will to do so will take their place. That makes for circulation of genes and more equitable distribution of wealth.
[本生堂回覆03/12/2012 10:30:28]Evolution is to make specis more adaptable and endurable.
Adultery definitely is not kind of thing for that, instead, it would lead to chaos, wars and distinction of specis.
Those who are strong and capable and famous and are celebrity can have many different partners easily in different cultures, women would flock to them.
So, obviously, Nature says only the strongest allowed to spread their sperm.
[版主回覆03/12/2012 10:00:28]Anyone who tries to restrain what evolution has found most useful has one fate awaiting them: frustration. No one can fight Nature forever. Those who think they can are either saints or madmen. Often it is difficult to tell the difference.
[本生堂回覆03/12/2012 09:24:06]I agree with you that it's kind of human nature that man wants to have sex with different women and have their sperms as widely spread as possible.
You can have multi partners lawfully in different cultures,
but adultery is cheating and has been kind of taboo in different cultures and may lead to war, like trojan war in ancient time.
[版主回覆03/12/2012 08:57:50]Adultery is just what adults like to do. Only Christians think that we can only have one partner who must be of the opposite sex and within marriage. That rule is against human nature especially in contemporary society. It's like offering you hundreds of choice dishes but restricting you to take the same dish every day for the rest of your life from the day a man joins with one woman in a ceremony in which certain mumbo jumbo "magic words" are spoken and vice versa.
How nice to be rid of my qualms on a weekend!
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