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2013年5月18日 星期六

Weekend Fun

Can you imagine a day without a mobile? You must be joking. Yes I must be. But there are other jokes about phones too. Here's some.

1.

A young man joined a big multlinational company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Could I have a cup of coffee?"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director speaking, you idiot"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and hung up.

2.

A young businessman had just started his own firm, rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Before long, he saw a man coming into the outer office. Wishing to appear a hot shot, he picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big deal, throwing huge figures around and making giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


3.

Frank wants to get Betty his beautiful wife, something nice for their first wedding anniversary.  He gives her a mobile telephone and shows and explains to her all the different and varied features on the phone.

The following day, Betty goes shopping in the local supermarket. Her phone rings. It's her husband.

'Hi ya, Betty,' he says, 'how do you like your new phone ?'

Betty replies, 'I just love it, it's so small and light and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one feature that I really don't understand though.'

'What's that, Betty?' asks the husband.

'How did you know that I was at Tesco?'

Have a fun weekend

10 則留言:

  1. Thank you for these jokes.
    Have a sweet dream tonight !
    [版主回覆05/20/2013 13:03:51]Glad you enjoyed 'em. I certainly need some good sleep!

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  2. People can't live today without mobile.
    [版主回覆05/20/2013 17:12:59]?

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  3. [版主回覆05/20/2013 22:49:19]

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  4. I way I look at it is that psychiatrists will very soon be out of business because mobiles phones are more and more playing the former's role.
    [版主回覆05/21/2013 12:24:38]Maybe, But maybe not. To have one's mind/eyes filled with "important" trivialities at every moment merely "delays" the resolution of the "real" psychological problems. Anodynes merely stops one from feeling the worst effects of one's (pardon this ostentatious word) "existential" pains, not solve/resolve them. It's not a way of "dealing" with the relevant problem but a way of NOT "having" to deal with them. To me, "numbing" is hardly a good or satisfactory solution.

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  5. I think that telephone is the next best invention to the flush toilet.
    [百了回覆05/22/2013 11:40:11]Agree. So I've warned myself not to be addicted to abuse the flush toilet.
    [版主回覆05/22/2013 11:28:10]The telephone is just an instrument for communication, To the extent that it makes communications much easier, it may be considered a boon. But as so often, a "good" thing may become not so "good" if it is abused ie. by "excessive" or ""addictive" use such that the frequency of other important bonding activities like face-to-face communication with other people is excluded or drastically reduced.
    Next best to flush toilet? Or condom? Or the pill?

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  6. 黑雨變黃雨 上班小心呢
    [自由熊回覆05/24/2013 22:34:25]
    [版主回覆05/22/2013 11:28:42]Very kind of you. You be careful too!

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  7. Oh!!!
    I have to improve my English comprehension first...
    [赤煉仙子回覆05/27/2013 08:37:01]Sure!!!!
    [版主回覆05/25/2013 23:56:21]It shouldn't be that difficult! Just come more often.

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  8. 秋山女!:)2013年5月25日 凌晨1:08


    [版主回覆05/25/2013 23:56:38]

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  9. Hi, this is CF, a regular fan of your weekend jokes.
    [版主回覆05/25/2013 23:57:13]Welcome aboard! Glad you like 'em.

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  10. Recently I came to know that I have smart phone addiction and I prescribe myself with another mobile phone that can't access the internet. The problem is that I never like taking any medicines! Any good treatment options?
    [版主回覆05/29/2013 08:39:08]Yes. throw them all away.

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