After such subjects like "the meaning of life" and "religions" and afterlife, fit only for those now entitled to a $2 ride on all MTR's on Wednesdays and Saturdays, it's certainly time for something a little lighter.
Heavenly
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love."
He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?"
The old man answers, bawling, "I have now forgotten my home address !"
Have a nice week end!
Human beings always remember those with wonderful sweet memory.
回覆刪除Maybe there's bad memory of his home so he forgot the address but still remember the young lady
[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:03:00]I wouldn't speculate upon the conditions of his home but it's true that we like to remember the good times we had. After all, it's not that often we have such wonderful experiences. For men, I can't think of anything more marvellous than having at his side a young lady he fancies. That applies to men of all ages!
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[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:04:00]My mother died two years ago! May she be happy wherever she may be!
Men are like firemen. To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire, They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - Jerry Seinfeld
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:07:00]Well said, my friend! May the fires always be raging for you!
Poor man
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Good evening , my dear old friend ! ...What's more tragically funny than an old man who forgot how to return to his young and sexy wife? ..." Homeless man without love but sex... Man searching for companionship, making love lonely, Without love, he forgot how to return home, home sexy home, Love doesn't knock on his door twice, But is she waiting for his return? Sex won't last forever without love..."
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:08:00]You're absolutely right! Thanks for the wonderful song from one of my favourite, Simon and Garfunkel!
I'm old, but I'm happy.
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:09:00]That should be obvious from your blog! You're one of the lucky few! So don't waste what age has brought you!
I thought is a sad story. His memory stopped in his golden age when wife is young and sex?
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 10:10:00]But I'd like to think that he'd somehow find a way to get back to that hot chick! He must! How could he not?!
I am sorry, but I do think you did good to your mum while she was with you ...
回覆刪除You can celebrate Happy Mother's Day with your wife and children ~
This is the point: we should have passion for our life and love in any ages ...
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 17:31:00]I did what I could for my mother whilst she was alive. I'm a very lucky man indeed. I've got an excellent wife who may well be all that my daughters could possibly ask for from a mother! But I agree we should have passion for life. One is never too old to love!
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Price of VIAGRA is no longer affordable, not to mention cigarettes.
回覆刪除[版主回覆05/09/2011 17:35:00]You may well be right. But perhaps he has other ways apart from VIAGARA. A weak mind often bespeaks a healthy body!