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2011年9月17日 星期六

Saturday Fun

Saturday again! The sky looks a bit overcast. What better than to brighten it up with a joke. As I'm up to my neck in unfinished assignments, so there'll just be one this week. Here it is:  


Chinese goes to a small Jewish shop to buy some size 38 black bras.

The Jew, known for his skills as 
businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it increasingly difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for a pair.

The 
Chinese buys 25 pairs. 

A few days later, he returns. This time he orders fifty. 

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

A month later, the 
Chinese returns and buys up the Jew’s entire remaining stock of 50 paying the Jew the $75.00 each he charges.

Somewhat puzzled by this large demand for black bras, he asks the 
Chinese: "I don't want to be nosy but I can't help wondering what do you do with all these black bras."

The 
Chinese replies: "Simple, I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each."


Have an enjoyable weekend!


7 則留言:

  1. Hilarious! Jews are good business people but Chinese are better! :)
    [版主回覆09/17/2011 14:05:50]I think Jews would probably have written the joke the other way round!

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  2. 哈哈哈哈! 我本來就奇怪這如何戴得穩,黐得實.
    [版主回覆09/17/2011 14:14:46]I don't know either. Probably they've got some clip or other device to enable them to be clipped or otherwise stuck to their hair on the underside of the cap?

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  3. 哈哈哈! 一向也是奇怪, 這小帽怎麼不讓風吹走? 特別是一些看來沒什麼頭髮的人!
    [版主回覆09/17/2011 17:50:46]I really don't know. Perhaps they need to tape some double-sided tape on to both the scalp and the underside of the cap? But I got a Jewish friend. Perhaps I could ask him.

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  4. 經常聽人講中國人同猶太人都是精於營商,看來這回分了高下。
    [版主回覆09/17/2011 23:32:26]Every race thinks itself superior in some ways! But seldom do others agree!

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  5. 以前的同學戴這些小小民族帽十分好看,原來源自中國商人。-^0^-
    [版主回覆09/17/2011 23:33:08]Some of them may well be! Who knows?

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  6. 每隻帽裏面都縫咗一塊鉛片, 原來你地唔知架? 阿拉伯佬頭上壓住頭巾嗰隻圈都係.
    [版主回覆09/18/2011 21:39:55]Thanks for solving the mystery!

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  7. yeah~ bingo!
    [版主回覆09/22/2011 23:02:21]Glad you enjoyed it!

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