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2011年9月17日 星期六

Saturday Fun

Saturday again! The sky looks a bit overcast. What better than to brighten it up with a joke. As I'm up to my neck in unfinished assignments, so there'll just be one this week. Here it is:  


Chinese goes to a small Jewish shop to buy some size 38 black bras.

The Jew, known for his skills as 
businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it increasingly difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for a pair.

The 
Chinese buys 25 pairs. 

A few days later, he returns. This time he orders fifty. 

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

A month later, the 
Chinese returns and buys up the Jew’s entire remaining stock of 50 paying the Jew the $75.00 each he charges.

Somewhat puzzled by this large demand for black bras, he asks the 
Chinese: "I don't want to be nosy but I can't help wondering what do you do with all these black bras."

The 
Chinese replies: "Simple, I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each."


Have an enjoyable weekend!