Saturday Fun

Saturday again! The sky looks a bit overcast. What better than to brighten it up with a joke. As I'm up to my neck in unfinished assignments, so there'll just be one this week. Here it is:  


A Chinese goes to a small Jewish shop to buy some size 38 black bras.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it increasingly difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for a pair.

The Chinese buys 25 pairs. 

A few days later, he returns. This time he orders fifty. 

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

A month later, the Chinese returns and buys up the Jew’s entire remaining stock of 50 paying the Jew the $75.00 each he charges.

Somewhat puzzled by this large demand for black bras, he asks the Chinese: "I don't want to be nosy but I can't help wondering what do you do with all these black bras."

The Chinese replies: "Simple, I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each."


Have an enjoyable weekend!