Blondes around the world

Just saw a story of love by one of the ethnic minorities in Yunnan which holds a religious ceremony every year to pacify the souls of young lovers who commit suicide owing to parental objections. One of the things they do is to pray to the wind gods, 7 beautiful ladies, not to lure young lovers to their doom. Wonder how would men of different races or nationalities around the world handle relationships with women if they happen to be find themselves on a desert island? Let's see.


On a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere, two men and one woman from each of the countries in the European Union are stranded.

Three months pass by. What would happen really depends on which of the countries we have in mind. Here are the various scenarios.

One Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.

The Frenchmen and the French woman are enjoying the threesome but they complain about the multitude of foreigners on their island.

The English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The German men have a strict weekly alternating sex schedule: the gorgeous German woman gets weekends off.

The Belgian men have realized that the Belgian woman is in fact, a seven-year-old boy and are mighty ashamed of the whole thing.

The Dutch men are fully prepared, in general, to share the woman. However, they are still debating how to ensure that both will have an exactly equal share, how to reduce supervision cost and how to guarantee the women equal rights.

The Luxembourg men are still recovering from the shock of seeing half the population of Luxembourg stranded on the island. But they will soon start collecting sea-shells on the beach.

The Finnish men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Finnish woman and started swimming.

They were soon overtaken by the Portuguese men.

The Danish trio is trying to find folks to join them in an orgy. They gladly accepted the participation of the Finnish woman and are still vainly persuading the Portuguese woman.

The Spanish men heroically began protecting the virginity of the Spanish woman and are constantly and suspiciously spying on one another. Meanwhile she dances flamenco.

The Austrian men initiated a yodelling contest for the woman; the loser immediately started learning flamenco.

The Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Swedish woman strips naked, showing that she truly is a blonde and keeps on bitching about female exploitation while the men are sunbathing and waiting for her to tell them what to do.

The Turkish men spend the whole time debating whether they should stick to the religion of their ancestors to do honor the woman by not taking off her veil until they got permission from her so they may decide whether she is worth the effort.

The Irish began by setting up a distillery for which they received substantial EU-subsidies. They don't recall if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of soggy after the first few rounds of coconut whiskey. But they're happy that, at least, the English aren't getting any.

Have a nice weekend!