Saturday Jokes

These days, all we read about on headlines upon the front pages of local newspapers are how "honest" our CE and would be CEs are. Every one feigns surprise at the lack of integrity of our politicians. In fact, when have our politicians or for that matter politicians in general, with rare exceptions, ever been honest or possessed integrity? If  ever one were asked to name any one characteristic shared by all politicians around the world and throughout human history, I think it would be difficult not to opt for their complete lack of honesty. Don't look at me with your eyes wide open in disbelief and just read about them from these jokes most probably distilled from tears of endless disappointments of electors from all over the world. Some say we deserve the kind of politicians we have. Whatever the truth may be, let's have the jokes!


1.    It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies. The other half is ruined by the truth!

2.    What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman shears us whilst a politician skins us.

3.    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly. And for the same reason.

4.    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, mis-diagnosing it and then  mis-applying the wrong remedies.

5.    Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

6.    To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

7.    Stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!

8.    Don't steal. The government hates competition!

9.    A little girl asked her father, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time...'"?    The father replied, "No, some begin with 'If I am elected...'"

10.  Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!.



And don't vote - it only encourages them!

Have a fun week-end watching the jokes rolling from our press about our CE and CE hopefuls !