Weekend Joke

What a week! Talks, talks, talks, by others and by myself. Time for a beer and some beer smelling jokes!


  25 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

   *    You can enjoy a beer a whole life long
   *    You don't have to wine and dine beer
   *    Your beer will always wait patiently for you in a car while you play footy
   *    When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
   *    Hangovers go away
   *    Beer is never late
   *    Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
   *    When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer
   *    Beers will never tell you it's got a headache
   *    Beer stains wash out
   *    After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
   *    A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
   *    If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
   *    A beer always goes down easy
   *    You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
   *    You can share a beer with a friend
   *    You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
   *    Beer is always wet
   *    Beer doesn't demand equality
   *    You can have a beer in public
   *    A beer doesn't care if you come
   *    A cold beer is a good beer
   *    You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
   *    When you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony

Cheers, mate! Have a nice weekend!