Weekend Fun

The weather is funny. One day it's warm. Another day it's cold. When it's warm in the morning, it's chilly at night. No wonder there are outbreaks of flu everywhere. If that's not the kind of fun you want, I hope the following kind may be.

  
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 There was a boy who wasn't developing very well in the "downstairs department".

  His blonde mum took him to the doctor to get him examined to see if there was anything he could do.

  "Well, there isn't much wrong, " said the doctor, "But if you feed him lots of toast, it should soon rectify itself."

 The next day, the boy comes home from school and finds a massive pile of toast on the table, some 30 pieces high!

  "Aw, mum, is that all for me?" said the boy.

  "No, son, the top two slices are for you--the rest is for your dad."


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  A couple was driving home after a party.

 The woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"

 The flattered husband said, "No, dear, they haven't."

 The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you that idea!"


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A couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor and went through a number of appointments with little success.

Suddenly, at one session, the counselor leaned over, grabbed the pretty wife and kissed her passionately.

"There, " he said to the husband, "That's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday."

"Well," replied the husband, "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Saturdays and Sundays are my fishing days."


Have a relaxing and enjoyable weekend, flu or no flu!