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2012年10月26日 星期五

Books or Sex?



In the old days, one of the favourite ploys employed by parents to encourage us to study is the old saw that in books, we'll find both gold and breathless beauty. But there may well be some other good reasons why books are better than sex. Here're 10:

1.  You can usually find someone to do it with.

2. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where  you left off.

3. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

4. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

5. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

6. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

7. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

8. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

9. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

10. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your friends for help!

Do you bookworms have any other rationalizations to justify your neglect of that fun activity?




3 則留言:

  1. Thank your El Zorro for these lovely lines.
    Have a pleasant weekend ! ^_^
    [版主回覆10/27/2012 23:39:40]Glad you enjoyed them. You have a fun weekend too !

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  2. One thing for sure, there are more bookshops and sex-shops around !
    [版主回覆10/29/2012 07:47:23]Absolutely ! Could that be that it's far easier to buy books than sex?

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  3. 讀死書唔得架, 學校每星期都有一兩節體育堂啦.
    [版主回覆11/05/2012 08:06:48]That's why I go hiking and photographing every week !

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