A Saturday Joke(星期六笑話一則)

I've been posting jokes I found on the internet for quite some time now. They're all jokes from the West. But that doesn't mean that Chinese, especially Cantonese have no sense of humor. So I'll post one which has just been passed to me. New interpretation of traditional sayings.

A Cantonese Robbery

A gang of robbers entered a bank, black hoods over their heads, overcoat of the same color, guns in hand. Ah Wong, their leader, shouted. "This is a hold up. I don't want anyone hurt. Now, everybody on the floor. You don't want to lose your lives. It's state money but it's your own life. " Everybody lay on the ground without a sound.

Finding the lady cashier on the ground with her feet up in the air, Wong said, "Miss, you mind being less uncivilized? We're here just for the money, not sex."

Back at their den, their newest member, Chan, an MA in history out of work, said: "Chief, shall we count the money now to see how much we got " 
The primary level gang leader replied, "You dumb ass. So much money. You have any idea how long that'll take? Won't we know when we watch the evening news or read the newspaper tomorrow morning?"

After the branch's head accounts clerk had checked their loss, the branch manager told him, "Hurry, let's call  the police. But remember to add the $5M we took from the branch last month." 
The accountant sighed, "What a pity they don't come here once a month !"

All the newspaper headlines the following morning said the bank had been robbed $5M. No matter how many times they counted in every gang members presence, the robbers found the figures didn't tally. 
When they finally decided that it'd serve no further purpose to count one more time, Wong  banged his hand on the counting table, " Damn it. We put our lives at stake and all we got is just that measly $1M. At the snap of a finger, that son of a bitch bank manager got $4M! Sorry, Chan, I was wrong. It sure looks as if these days, qualifications do count!"

Have a nice weekend.