Saturday Fun

Just finished a trip to a mystifying country: India. I came away with a puzzle that I can never figure out: how is possible for a people of such obvious intelligence and subtlety of thought to remain a third world country for such a long time?  I shall try to find out but that should not stop one from having a little fun about that inscrutable subcontinent.  

1. Asardarji walks into a bar and orders 3 shots for himself. 
    The bartender asks him why 3 shots? 
    Asaradarji says that he has two brothers overseas and that whenever they drink, they all drink for each other as well.
   A few weeks later, Asardarji comes in again and orders 2 shots for himself. 
  The bartender asks him if something happened to one of his brothers. 
   Asardarji replies "Nah, I've just stopped drinking but the other two haven't. "

2. A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived.
“Buddha?” says a Buddhist.
“The prophet?” says a Muslim.
“Jesus?” says a Hindu.
The teacher hands the money to the Hindu, who says: “Thanks, Miss. Actually, the right answer is Krishna, but business is business."

3. 

Asardarji brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. 
His wife starts screaming at him whilst his friend just sits and listens.
"My hair and makeup are not done. The house is a mess. The dishes are not done. I'm still in my pajamas. And I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Asardarji "Because he's thinking of getting married." 


Have a nice weekend.