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2015年3月1日 星期日

Weekend Fun (週末趣味)

Children may sometimes look or sound silly and may ask apparently "silly" questions but every now and then, they may thus inadvertently become the best instrument for unearthing certain "truths" about their parents. What do I mean?

A mother and father take their 5-year old son to a nudist beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is.'

Satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returns. She tells his mother, 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.'


Have an enjoyable weekend.