It's Saturday again. Time for a little relaxation after another back-breaking week. This time, we got to thank my friend who forwarded it to me and of course a newly wed couple. Have fun with them!
Newly Wed couple
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, sweetie pie. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."
The prisoner went in.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to put him back where he belongs."
After they're done, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a new born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him again and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Turning his head limply, he whispered into her ears, "For goodness sake, it's not a life sentence, OKAY ?"
"Self imprisonment , victim of love, Imprisonment of man for the sake of woman, Victim of love and passion, with lust, Of joy and of sadness , cannot escape, Love prisoners of life sentence with a heart!" Good morning, my dear friend, Saturday morning is alright for an adult joke...funny joke! Love rocks the prisoners, Hahaha...
回覆刪除[版主回覆07/31/2010 10:31:00]Prisoner of love. A pretty tough prison! For some, a life sentence seem hardly long enough. For others, they'd run for their life! Takes all sorts to make this world! I'm glad you had fun. Isn't that what life is all about?
Ha-ha. If everyday is a holiday, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
回覆刪除So, other than this burlesque, what sort of fun will you have for the rest of the weekend?
[版主回覆07/31/2010 10:35:00]Whatever it shall be, I'm sure I'll NOT be a prisoner of love. Frankly, I won't know until the time for a decision! I don't like planning too far ahead unless there are good reasons to.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/01/2010 07:17:00]One can prpbably tell if a man is married by the kind of jokes that he tells. Thanks for visiting.
Talking about prisoner, I have the following joke for all:
回覆刪除A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
[版主回覆08/01/2010 00:08:00]Marriage is a really magical institution. Somehow the more years one is married, the more the love mellows with age, to the extent it may become totally unrecognizable!
love to read your weekend joke
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