Fun for a Friday morning.

Thank God, it's Friday. No more translated poetry. Time for a little relaxation and fun. Here're some questions sent to me by a friend. I have no answers. Do you?    Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why do people order doublecheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why can't women  put on mascara with their mouth closed? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?   But the wool's clothings needs to be drycleaned?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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