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2010年9月4日 星期六

Fun Time

It is Saturday again. Time for a little fun. And what better fun than the subject one will never tire of, at least for the men!


So here are some of the things various people tell us about what's it all about:


 


Tom Clancey 


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.


 


Woody Allen


Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


 


Rodney Dangerfield


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.


 


George Burns


Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.


 


Sharon Stone


Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.


 


Steve Jobs


My girlfriend always laughs during sex--no matter what she's reading.


 


Jack Nicholson


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a "son of a bitch."


 


Barbara Bush


Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.


 


Billy Crystal


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


 


Robert de Niro


According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just more grateful.


 


Rod Stewart


Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.


 


If you can't have what these a bit unusual but nonetheless astute observations are talking about, then you will I hope at least have a little fun reading about it.


9 則留言:

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    [版主回覆09/05/2010 13:56:00](Empty)

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  2. Double the fun by reading it on saturday and sunday, good one!
    [版主回覆09/05/2010 14:00:00]We all need it. You mean having it and reading about it both days?? If so, I''ll certainly be green with envy!!!

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  3. Ha ha, better than be green and gasping for air...
    [版主回覆09/05/2010 14:36:00]Really depends on why one should be "gasping for air"! Out of joy when one can't be bothered or out of frustration!

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  4. Most of these statements are funny but true!
    [版主回覆09/06/2010 00:25:00]The difference in points of view between men and women is the source of all trouble in the conjugal bed. But it's not our fault. Blame it on Mother Nature!

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  5. Thank you elsorro
    .... i love them   
    [版主回覆09/06/2010 00:28:00]I'm glad you like 'em ! It's seldom that people don't including some who profess no interest in the subject and call us "bad" ( or "naughty" if they happen to be English ladies) !

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  6. "They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just more grateful" yes it's correct. women are like that! therefore sometimes I feel easy to talk to man than woman.
    [版主回覆09/06/2010 10:52:00]Definitely men are more open minded. Perhaps they are open minded because they haven't got so much unwanted personal emotional baggage as women! We concentrate on things. Women concentrate on people. Things are far easier to handle!

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  7. I find it quite funny that men like to make fun of the weaker sex than the other way round. Is it in men’s nature that they feel so comfy in the bosom of the fairer sex that they find nothing better to do? Are men ungrateful?
    [版主回覆09/06/2010 17:13:00]Some men are definitely ungrateful. If they are, perhaps they are so mainly out of an unacknowledged fear that women got so much power over them! It's a bit like whistling in the dark! Whatever the truth may be, I don't think that I can find anything which gives the impression that we are making fun of women in the jokes. They just state some quite common factual phenemena. Jokes are a socially acceptable manner of venting their fears without appearing to be afraid. They defend by attacking.

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  8. haha, though it is monday, but the jokes still work "bad or naughty if they happen to be English ladies" ------ you know how hypo those english ladies are.
    [版主回覆09/07/2010 05:51:00]Well, hypo or not, they're human too. Human beings are an eternal source of wonder, mystery and fascination for me. I'm glad you enjoy the jokes. Life has sufficient miseries to make us want to get a brief respite from time to time. And what better way to hit back by making a joke out of something which might otherwise cause many endless misery!

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  9. Yes, you are right,    " they haven't got so much unwanted personal emotional baggage as women! We concentrate on things. Women concentrate on people."   Well, it's good to learn more about how men look at women.
    [版主回覆09/07/2010 13:17:00]We certainly are made differently and for good evolutionary reasons too!

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