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2010年9月11日 星期六

The promised Saturday Fun

I promised to reciprocate Superman's jokes yesterday. But I was busy last night attending another HKSHP talk and in finishing the translation of another of Machado's poems which I completed this morning. But I didn's have to go through my archive of jokes! My problem was solved for me by one of my friends. Without knowing of my promise, he sent me a Chinese joke  this morning, as part of a group to whom he regularly emails. It relates to an extremely important human activity. And it 's about how one may use an extremely simple word . For what it is worth, here it is:


 


一位秀才新婚,洞房之夜後,眾兄弟來拜訪,大家問他感覺如何?





他起身搖扇吟唱道:「一字言淺,那我用一字成語來形容 ... 。」


秀才遂立而曰:


 

「 昨夜『春宵一刻』, 小弟以『一技之長』、『一柱擎天』 之勢, 『一馬當先』,『一拍即合』,『一炮而紅』,『一鼓作氣』, 『一氣呵成』,『一鳴驚人』,『一瀉千里』,真是『一夕纏綿』, 『一夜風流』是也!」
 

大家轉問大嫂感覺又如何?


只見她好哀怨地唱道:

 

?听他『一派胡言』! 那只是『一場春夢』!他本是『一籌莫展』,我助他『一臂之力』,但『一波三折』,非『一蹴可及』,只見他『一事無成』,我就『一手掌握』、『一口咬定』,而他『一觸即發』、『一瞬即逝』,『一落千丈』,『一敗塗地』,一下子就『奄奄一息』,簡直『一無是處』,如此『多此一舉』,不如『一刀兩斷』,然後『一了百了』,唉!真是『一言難盡』呀 ... 。」

 

不要笑得一命嗚呼 !

8 則留言:

  1. 以為一本正經,豈可一概而論。
    只是一廂情願,原來一竅不通。
    被人一語道破,何妨一笑置之。
    一之為甚,其可再乎?
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:25:00]想一想,一對一,一定知! 一定散!

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  2. Thanks Anthony for your Saturday fun!
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:25:00]I got one. You got three. It's for me to thank you.

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  3. 一週一次娛賓
    笑料一時之選
    段段一針見血
    一五一十讀之
    大家一唱百和
     
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:34:00]一週一笑,一於係咁!

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  4. 周末來訪你的部落家
    總是愉快的
     
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:34:00]Isn't that the whole point about blogging?

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  5. thank you for sharing! I like the jokes!  ha ha!
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:36:00]I'm so glad my friends enjoy my jokes. I'll strive not to disappoint. 

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  6. 「一笑綺雲夢,     一刀辛苦笑,     一劍藏腰間,     一曲情未了,     一舞解恩仇     一拋兒女情,     一去何日還?     一生能盡歡,     一死能無憾,     一離千絲纏,     一別不再會;     一吻闖情關,     一撫愛無痕,     一擁愛中恨,     一抱怨終身...     一愛恨難返,      愛一刻千金,       恨一簾幽夢,        難復一分情,         返璞歸一真...」 My dear old friend ! You're so humorous...!!  If you don't mind that my "poem" doesn't match your humorous writing...!!!  My "poem" is just spontaneous emotions...






    [版主回覆09/12/2010 07:43:00]I think I know your spontaneity. Welcome back. 黑豹一去,網界一失!一去不回? 一定不會!

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  7. One joke a day keeps the doctor away
    One joke a week oh so long a wait!
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 17:58:00]I was advised by Peter not to have a joke a day. He may have a point. Some say that absence makes the heart grow fonder!

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  8. 此是一刻....一笑肚痛.....你好.....午安
    [版主回覆09/12/2010 18:04:00]「一笑肚痛」, 總比「一哭心痛」好得多! 謝謝問好 。望妳的新工作「一帆風順」!

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