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2015年5月16日 星期六

Saturday Fun (星期六趣味)

Gender difference may still be the subject of feminist politics in many parts of the world particularly in the more traditional societies and sometimes may even lead to rising tempers from both sides, especially where they happen to cohabit under the same roof. It's sometimes even said that Men are from Mars and Women from Venus as if they inhabit different planets. But that's absolutely not a  reason why we can't have a bit of fun on the delectable subject of gender differences whether they inhabit different planets or cohabit under the same roof. It relates to the important subject of how to the make men and women happy.

It's not difficult at all to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

                1. a friend
                2. a companion
                3. a lover
                4. a brother
                5. a father
                6. a master
                7. a chef
                8. an electrician
                9. a carpenter
                10. a plumber
                11. a mechanic
                12. a decorator
                13. a stylist
                14. a sexologist
                15. a gynecologist
                16. a psychologist
                17. a pest exterminator
                18. a psychiatrist
                19. a healer
                20. a good listener
                21. an organizer
                22. a good father
                23. very clean
                24. sympathetic
                25. athletic
                26. warm
                27. attentive
                28. gallant
                29. intelligent
                30. funny
                31. creative
                32. tender
                33. strong
                34. understanding
                35. tolerant
                36. prudent
                37. ambitious
                38. capable
                39. courageous
                40. determined!
                41. true
                42. dependable
                43. passionate
                44. compassionate

                WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

                45. give her compliments regularly
                46. love shopping
                47. be honest
                48. be very rich
                49. not stress her out
                50. not look at other girls

                AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

                51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
                52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
                53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

                IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

                54. Never to forget:
                * birthdays
                * anniversaries
                * arrangements she makes



                HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

                1. Show up naked
                2. Bring Alcohol

There you have it.
Long live the difference!
Boys, have a fun weekend making the ladies happy!