This week has been rather hectic. Too much reading and too much walking and too little sleep. So I'll be concise in dispensing my dose of weekend fun. The sheet speaks for itself.
Please name one thing in common between women and politics.
[版主回覆12/29/2012 15:18:51]I'll do even better and name 2: 1 Both are equally time and energy consuming 2. You can't live with them but you can't live without them!
▒(¯\v/¯)▒`•.,.• (¯>♥ّۣۜ♥<¯)▒░░ ▒(_/⋏\_)▒░ 仲有一日 新年快樂 `•.,. [版主回覆12/31/2012 07:25:55]You right, just one more day to the new year. Will you join any countdown anywhere?
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
Happy New Year to you and your loved ones too! [版主回覆12/31/2012 07:29:30]But it can be otherwise if both keep on making efforts. Marriage is just the starting point to phase 2 of their love. The trouble is that far too many think that it is the point of final destination.!
Where is the hazardous materials data sheet for man? [版主回覆01/01/2013 08:18:20]Good question. Physical Properties: body surface normally covered by dirt and grease Boils over at lack of food and sex Found in various grades ranging from rough to fine Chemical Properties: reacts well to feminine softness explodes upon being irritation facilitates production of precious metal and rare stones Common Use: production of capital and income provide source of bragging and gossip by female companions stop incessant noise in domestic environment Hazards: a positive danger if confined highly combustible
Please name one thing in common between women and politics.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/29/2012 15:18:51]I'll do even better and name 2:
1 Both are equally time and energy consuming
2. You can't live with them but you can't live without them!
仲有 2 日 2013 啦 新 年快樂 ELZORRO
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/29/2012 15:18:09]Right you are. A very happy new year to you too !
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▒(_/⋏\_)▒░ 仲有一日 新年快樂 `•.,.
[版主回覆12/31/2012 07:25:55]You right, just one more day to the new year. Will you join any countdown anywhere?
funny and true haha.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/31/2012 07:25:47]The truth is often funnier than we think!
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
回覆刪除Happy New Year to you and your loved ones too!
[版主回覆12/31/2012 07:29:30]But it can be otherwise if both keep on making efforts. Marriage is just the starting point to phase 2 of their love. The trouble is that far too many think that it is the point of final destination.!
Where is the hazardous materials data sheet for man?
回覆刪除[版主回覆01/01/2013 08:18:20]Good question.
Physical Properties: body surface normally covered by dirt and grease
Boils over at lack of food and sex
Found in various grades ranging from rough to fine
Chemical Properties: reacts well to feminine softness
explodes upon being irritation
facilitates production of precious metal and rare stones
Common Use: production of capital and income
provide source of bragging and gossip by female companions
stop incessant noise in domestic environment
Hazards: a positive danger if confined
highly combustible