Saturday again. Time for some fun. This week, I shall share something quite unlike the jokes I normally post. I've found some silly "poetry"! They are probably written by clever kids. Here they are:
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun,
stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.
Heavenly father full of grace
Bless my boy friend for his cute face
Bless his hair that always curls
Help keep his hands off other girls
Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs
and what's between
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.
Have a nice weekend.
Haaha... here are two more to complement your posting:
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Mary had a little lamb,
It walked into a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candle stick
Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher
Oh good gracious, great balls of fire
[版主回覆12/15/2012 22:45:21]Thanks for these two naughty limerick!
funny poetry, thanks.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/15/2012 22:45:38]Glad you like them.
Good to read some "silly poetry" in the weekend.
回覆刪除Thanks El Zorro. ^_^
[版主回覆12/15/2012 22:46:06]Weekend is fun time ! Glad you enjoyed them.
Cute poems! Thanks for posting them and you have a good weekend too!
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/15/2012 22:46:25]You're most welcome. Have a fun week end !
They show great wisdom!
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/17/2012 19:51:28]Boys and girls are wiser than we normally give them credit for !