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“The doctor draws two circles and says ‘What do you see?’ the guy says ‘Sex.’”
So the doctor draws trees, ‘What do you see?’ The guy says ‘sex.’ The doctor draws a car, owl, ‘Sex, sex, sex.’
The doctor says to him. ‘You are obsessed with sex!’ He replies, ‘Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!’”
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Hello, my name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband gave me something very long and hard... a new and unpronounceable name.
Have a nice weekend. Sorry, got to go....for another show! What else?
But I don't think Krytsick is long.
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