Hong Kong is crowded. Many say over-crowded. I can't agree more. So wherever I get the time, I hike and take some photos. I kill two birds with one stone No, more than two. Hiking kills time, boredom and some digital space on my camera's memory card. Hiking is fun but in more ways than one. Here're some.
1. Hiking friends
Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big
Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some
running shoes!
His friend says to him "You're crazy! There's no use, do you know how
fast Grizzlies are, you'll never be able to out run it!" .
The guy
says, "I only have to out run you!"
2. A new mountain Bike
A father arrived home after being on an extended business trip and found his son riding a brand-new mountain bike.
"Where did you get the money for that fancy bike, son?" he asked. "It must have cost a few hundred dollars."
"I earned it hiking, dad," the son replied.
"The truth, son, where did you get the money?" the father demanded.
"That is the truth," the son insisted. "Each night you were away, Mr.
Jensen came over to see mom. He would give me $25 and tell me to take a
hike!"
3. Death By Fruit
Three Hikers who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8....
On the ninth berry he burst out laughing and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it !"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
Have a fun weekend.
Hahaha ...
回覆刪除I like the last one.
[版主回覆03/16/2013 19:26:47]Me too !
第二同第三個好笑啲。
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/16/2013 19:26:58]Absolutely!
Fortunately, there are no cannibals in HK.
回覆刪除[百了回覆03/18/2013 11:23:20]Haha
[版主回覆03/16/2013 19:29:32]You can't be more wrong. They don't even need to tell us that we got to pick up any fruit, whether from the forest or elswhere at all. They just devour us! However they have assumed another name. They call themselves "financiers" or "asset managers" !
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/18/2013 23:27:55]
I will make it a point to bring a pair of running shoes if ever I had the chance of going hiking with you. But I must practice running first as I haven't done running for ages.
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/19/2013 07:23:45]You better worry whether you'll have sufficient exercise in "mental" hiking because for you, the chances of any real hiking amongst the hills is about as high as the probability of your taking a mooncraft !
啲食人族都幾抵死, 點都畀佢玩死. 老兄行山都得小心哦, 榴槤呀大樹菠蘿之類就唔好摘, 唔係就... 呵呵
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/21/2013 07:04:25]Not to worry, I never pick anything anywhere that belongs to others !
Like all three jokes!
回覆刪除[版主回覆03/23/2013 08:02:48]Yours are also hilarious!