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2013年4月6日 星期六

Saturday Fun (星期六笑話)

Just came back from a holiday in Cambodia where I experienced both pleasure and shock. I'll leave the shock for another blog. Isn't it bad enough that there wasn't any Saturday fun here last week? I'll do my penance here.  But for the shock it gave me, the fun this week will be at the expense of the country that so shook me with its horrors.

How do you tell if you're a Cambodian? Here's what some people say:

    You think you are the king of gambling but lose all your money just like the others.
    You are really embarrassed when some white folks ask you serious questions about Buddhism but you can't answer more than one or two.
    You think you only have to wear expensive clothes to have class
    You call all white people Frenchmen
    You hate white people even if you are in their country
    You think it's the white who have to follow your own rules
    You really think that the more gold you wear the more chicks you get   
    You know that most of the girls who go to a temple are bad girls who want to prove to their family and community they are good clean girls
    You don't even know that Angkor Wat was not a Buddhist temple at first
    Your favorite past time is talking behind the back of people
    When some people ask you on which side you fought in the Khmer Rouge and you don't answer because you are embarrassed.
    You think Buddha is sort a god that can make you win money at the lottery or casino
    You make your wife walk in front of you whenever you go to the countryside
    Whenever you go into a tourist area, you'll either be pestered by or pester others with the question: "Tuk tuk?"

The weather may not be all that one desires. But there's nothing to stop you from trying  to have a nice weekend.

6 則留言:

  1. Now I understand why my wife made me walk in front of her when we were in Cambodia. Phew, what a narrow escape!
    [版主回覆04/08/2013 19:31:57]Nobody likes the word death. It's a taboo word. Isn't that why all religions try to sell you the idea of "eternal life"?
    [Peter回覆04/08/2013 18:11:11]Baliu, I always consider the term "life insurance" a misnomer.
    If you insure LIFE, it's no good to the one who buys the insurance. You should sell "death" insurance instead. The beneficiary can't wait.
    [百了回覆04/08/2013 17:59:29]Peter, could you give me the phone number of your wife?
    I'm selling life insurance...
    [Peter回覆04/06/2013 09:55:12]Yeah, a display of chivalry at the expense of my limbs if not my life.
    [版主回覆04/06/2013 09:46:08]Is that the only time when she thinks that a man is supposed to lead?

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  2. Thank you El Zorro for the fun.
    Have a nice weekend!
    [版主回覆04/06/2013 09:48:27]Glad you had some fun. You have a nice weekend too!

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    [版主回覆04/06/2013 22:49:09]I didn't miss it this time!

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  4. 域 流亦詩 Louis Rick2013年4月8日 下午7:12

    謝謝分享這輯幽默笑話。
    [版主回覆04/08/2013 19:28:40]My pleasure!

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  5. After reading this, I start thinking that after all the Cambodian and we may be from the same bloodline!
    [版主回覆04/10/2013 07:50:14]We're all human ! Believe it or not, per the Christian Bible, we're all children of Adam and Eve and were split only by the building of the Tower of Babel !

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  6. Didn't get the chance to read your jokes over the weekend as I was travelling. Amusing!
    [版主回覆04/12/2013 08:47:05]Beijing is now completely different but the dust problem seems not much improved.
    [超哥回覆04/11/2013 15:58:16]I just had a business trip to Beijing. Good meetings but a bit short though!
    [版主回覆04/11/2013 10:43:45]No problem. I won't delete it. Did you have a good trip. May I enquire where you went?

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