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2013年6月29日 星期六

Saturday Fun (週末笑一笑)

Some say that photographers are violent: they frame you, they shoot you and they hang you up on a wall!

Photography can be an absorbing hobby. When it's 30 degrees, you wipe the beads of sweat from your forehead. When it's raining, you still want to take that shot of that crystal clear water drop dripping from a leaf, albeit under an umbrella.  You're prepared to walk 6 hours to get that spectacular angle on the landscape which you saw somebody else before you did. Photographers have the weirdest kinds of thought. They are jokes. But you think they care?

Now check if you're a photographer or got the potential to be one. But don't have any illusions, being a photographer is no guarantee that you'll be a good one! Whatever the outcome may be, have some fun.


1. Have you got got 30,000 family photos neatly categories in Lightroom but not a single photo of yourself?

2. When you see a new car, do you figure out the price in terms of how many 5D Mark IIs or your power bill in terms of how many monopods or tripods?

3. Are your carry-on backpack and shoulder bag on any flight heavier than your checked baggage?

4. Are you now on your fifth tripod and finally decide it’s time to buy a Gitzo?

5. Do you look at a desk full of tax returns, utility and other household bills and wonder how you could photograph the stack ?

6. Do you adjust the angle of your head or change your line of vision for a more interesting composition whilst doing daily work?

7. Do your friends tell you that they don’t take pics of their own kids
playing any more wherever you're around  because they know YOU will be there doing it
every chance you get?

8. Does everyone hand you their cameras at family events and say”take some photos for me”?

9. Does the image taken as a visual memo with your phone have a sophisticated composition?

10. Does the sign “no flash photography” means nothing to you and makes you laugh, because YOU don’t need a flash?

11. Do you think in f-stops?

12. Do you pity members of the public when you see them using their little pocket digital cameras with autofocusing?

13. Will you starve yourself and hold your urine just to get that last 30 minutes of the golden-hour of the day?

14.Have you finally become oblivious to the odd stares you get when you
whip out your camera to take a sweet shot that no one else seems to
notice but you?

15. Do you wish you had a camera installed in your retina ?


Now you know if you are or have got potential to become a serious photographer.

It's weekend. Shutter bug time! Happy shooting.

7 則留言:

  1. I always have an urge to shoot people waving their V-shape fingers, not with my camera but with a pistol.
    [版主回覆07/05/2013 08:50:37]Let them have their fun. But if you don't want any pollution to your photo image, you just need to figure out what you want to do and step in once they're gone
    [Gravel回覆07/05/2013 01:12:36]People fingering V-shape in front of the camera also annoys me. Instead, I always have an impulse to show them the V-shape fingers back to front.
    [Peter回覆07/04/2013 18:36:43]No, Churchill was the one who first made this V sign of victory when Britain won WWII.
    People today just make abusive use of it for fun. And Jacky Chan is the culprit.
    [百了回覆07/04/2013 17:42:32]Churchill is another kung fu star?
    [Peter回覆06/29/2013 09:44:26]To those nerds, V means Jacky Chan. And I believe 99.999% of them don't know who Winston Churchill is.
    [版主回覆06/29/2013 09:34:45]V is for Visual! or is it Virtual? Maybe, for you, V is for vaporisation through a puff of smoke?

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  2. [自由熊回覆07/01/2013 15:25:50] 多謝Elzorro 的堅持呢
    [版主回覆07/01/2013 12:33:10]I wouldn't like to disappoint those who have come to expect to have a little fun each weekend here!

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  3. 哈哈,
    好有共鳴!
    周末愉快!
    [版主回覆07/01/2013 12:33:44]How many those traits did you chalk up?

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  4. 哈哈,道盡了攝影發燒友的特徵!
    [版主回覆07/01/2013 12:34:09]Looks familiar, doesn't it?

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  5. 嘻! 我未啦來.
    [版主回覆07/01/2013 12:34:42]the way you're going, you haven't got long to go!

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  6. Great sharing!

    It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary; it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the extraordinary.
    [版主回覆07/01/2013 12:37:37]Yes to find the surprising in the unsurprising, the unusual in the usual, and as you say the extraordinary in the ordinary. I've got a long way to go yet. I'm trying to learn from fellow bloggers. But I haven't got that much time.

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  7. I have been asking for the permission to buy a DSLR, lenses and stuff. But, I think I would spend the money in other places as I've 15 NOs here. Thanks for saving my efforts to persuade the other...
    [版主回覆07/05/2013 08:46:39]You don't know what you'll miss!

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