Time really flies. Saturday again! Had I not read Superman's blog, I would most probably have forgotten to deliver my weekly instalment of fun! But luckily, I got lots of them. Here's one.
An attractive Irish blonde arrived at a Las Vegas casino. She put USD20,000 on the table, for a single roll of the dice. Before she started, she hesitated.
She said: "I hope you don't mind. But I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she began to strip from the neck down. She rolled the dice, yelling, "Come baby, Mama needs some new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes, yes. I won....I won". Then she hugged each of the dealers immediately, picked up her winnings and her clothes and disappeared.
The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked," What did she roll?"
The others answered, "I don't know--I thought you were watching!"
Moral? Who needs it!!! But in case they do, here it is: Not all Irish are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men!
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