Marriage is an endless source of jokes. Could that possibly have anything to do with the fact that we can seldom get out of it? But the funny thing is that all too often even after a divorce, the unhappily ex-married men and women can't wait to get married again! Whatever the truth may be, here's another joke about that baffling social institution to brighten up your Saturday.
A man walks up to a farmer's house. He knocks on the door.
When the woman opens the door, the man asks if she knows how to have sex. Not amused, she slams the door.
Again, the man knocks and asks the same question.
Still not amused, she screams at the man to get the hell away.
Later she tells her husband what happened. He offers to stay home the following day, just in case.
Sure enough, the man returns the next day.
The husband hides with his gun while the lady answers the door.
When she is asked again if she knows how to have sex, she answers "yes."
The man replies: "Great, give some to your husband the next time you see him and tell him to keep away from my wife."
Have a nice weekend.
That's hilarious!
回覆刪除[版主回覆04/21/2012 09:39:04]It can be that but not necessarily so.Really depends on who is doing it and how he is doing it!
[Peter回覆04/21/2012 09:32:15]...as well as mental masturbation!
[版主回覆04/21/2012 09:30:08]Nietzsche says philosophy is a gay science!
[Peter回覆04/21/2012 09:27:34]That probably is how philosophers are made!
[版主回覆04/21/2012 09:25:26]The bravest. No, the most reckless. Perhaps it's because they didn't know the difference between the two in those wilds days before they got that tiny bit of metal around one of their fingers that they pronounced that dare-devil "three letter word" that leaves them thereafter forever with just the freedom to "joke" about it on a fog-bound Saturday morning.
[Peter回覆04/21/2012 08:50:55]Aren't we husbands all heroic!
[版主回覆04/21/2012 08:48:12]Yours are even more so!
Good one!
回覆刪除[版主回覆04/21/2012 16:51:12]yeah, it's good. Glad you like it.
That is sexual harassment, not a joke. She should call the police.
回覆刪除[版主回覆04/22/2012 12:07:01]I don't think the police can do much. Perhaps a marriage counselor and if he/she doesn't help, a psychiatrist and as a final resort a family judge!
這種警告方式倒很幽默。謝謝分享！
回覆刪除[版主回覆04/24/2012 08:15:04]Brilliant!