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2012年5月19日 星期六

Another Saturday Day Joke

Saturday. Joke time. I just got an excellent joke from a friend yesterday. It's too good not to be passed around. Some may find it objectionable. If so, this joke is not for them. So here it goes.





Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with a pair of queen size breasts  the subject of envy of all the ladies of the nation.

Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen and coveted her.



He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
 
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician,
the King's chief doctor.  Horatio thought about this and said that he
could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would
cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. 

Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme. 

The
next day, Horatio made a
batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra
while she bathed.  Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and
grew intense.  Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom,
only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
 
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.  Horatio then slipped Nick the  antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.


The Queen's itching was eventually relieved and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero.
 
Upon
returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of
1000 gold coins.  With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have
cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the
King and with a laugh told him to get lost. 
 
The
next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear.  The King immediately summoned Nick . . .

Have a nice weekend.















































 

5 則留言:

  1. four hours! oh my god.
    [版主回覆05/19/2012 09:26:41]it's less than 6, isn't it?

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  2. I begin to feel itchy too but unfortunately I am not the king. Definitely the joke for me.
    Have a nice weekend.
    [版主回覆05/19/2012 11:01:01]I'm sure that's well taken care of by "she who would devour"!

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  3. If Nick is hetero-sexual , it will be a very good deal indeed paying nothing for two treats!
    [版主回覆05/19/2012 23:51:46]I'm sure that the way "dealers" think!

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  4. Well, you never know, Nick might like it better.
    [版主回覆05/21/2012 10:34:28]With the abolition of any metanarrative in the contemporary world, it's no longer easy to say that anything is impossible.

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  5. it is an honor to be chosen by the king
    [版主回覆05/21/2012 10:35:00]A kingly instrument!

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