Saturday Fun

Today is my elder daughter's graduation day, a day of joy and of reflection. I shall never understand women. Not till the day I die. They do have the oddest ways of saying and doing things. The list of such oddities will probably be as long as their cell phone call register. Here're some:

    1.   Women love to talk. Silence seems something as remote to them as the Himalayas. They have a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

    2.  The surest way of getting rumours about your enemy to be spread around is to tell them about it "in the strictest confidence."

    3.   If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

    4.   Women are never wrong. An apology is an exclusively male affair. A woman will always have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    5.   The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is about 50 when men can't identify more than 3.

    6.   A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

    7.  Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

      8  Women never have anything to wear. Don't ask about clothes and shoes in the closet.  You 'just don't understand'.

   9. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

    10. In any argument with a woman, when you're wrong, you're wrong, When she is wrong, you are wrong about her being wrong.  


Long live the logic within their breast!  It's most revealing.