Wherever I go , everything tells me that Christmas is just around the corner. There is not a single mall without a Christmas tree. So how about some comparisons between that indispensable item with some other such?
At least 9 good reasons why a Christmas tree is better than a man
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9 You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
We're now in the age of gender ( I just can't help wondering why we are so shy about that old fashioned word "sex") equality, so how can I not have one about the other half of the world's population?
At least 10 ( since women always want to be one better than men) good reasons why a Christmas tree is better than a woman
1. Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
10. Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pick up truck.
You're welcome to add your own reasons, of course! Whether or not you do, have a nice and relaxing weekend!
Not nice to be a Christmas tree because the doggie at home pees on it.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2011 10:17:23]It's a strange world. Believe it or not, some may actually look upon it as the height of delight to be "peed" on. I'm not talking about small numbers. It's half of the world's population!
Thank you for the Christmas Tree jokes! Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of the children, they are all 30 feet tall! ^_^
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2011 20:46:31]Can't agree more!
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of the children, they are all 30 feet tall! ^_^-----very good!
回覆刪除thanks for funny Christmas tree jokes. Christmas remind us to remember God.
[版主回覆12/10/2011 20:34:45]For the Christians certainly. But then, not everyone is a Christian!
Thank you El Zorro! Good jokes and they are funny indeed. Have a good weekend too!
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2011 22:22:41]My pleasure. Have a good weekend yourself too!
" when i was small, the christmas tree were tall ...."
回覆刪除They are still tall, for i havent grown taller since !
[版主回覆12/15/2011 00:33:20]To me, how tall a person is depends on what she is and what she can do more than what the eyes see on a tape measure.