I was wondering what to write about today apart from the concert I attended last night. When I switched on the computer this morning, I found something from a friend too good not to share with my readers. It's called "It's not difficult to make a woman happy.". Here's how:
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A pest exterminator
15 A sexologist
16. A gynecologist
17. A psychologist
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good fibber
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
LEAVE HIM ALONE
it gave me an impression that "woman is very demanding" in your freind's mind !
回覆刪除not all women like that...at least not me....
[版主回覆12/09/2010 17:42:00]There are always exceptions to any rule! I envy your boyfriend! What a lucky guy!
Good evening, my dear old friend ! I completely agree with you on how to make a woman happy... However, only leaving a man alone doesn't always make him happy... There are moments when man won't want to be alone... Apart from work and personal interests, man may need the company of women... " When a man needs a woman, A man is man indeed when he needs a woman, Needs privacy sometimes but not always... A true love is what he needs, sometimes fast love but not necessarily, Woman nurtures a man ever since he's in her womb..."
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/09/2010 22:34:00]Agree with you that some women bring out the best in a man but all too often they bring out the worst in him because though they may want to love a man, they love him the wrong way! I have seen too many of such women!
isn't this blog should categorise under your "Sat Jokes"
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2010 00:05:00]Doesn't matter so long as it's good! At least I see that you are laughing, whether or not it's a Saturday! There are no rules that there can be jokes only on Saturdays!
" How to Make a Woman Happy " is a good topic.
回覆刪除But, all you have mentioned above are suitable for a man too ...
How we can do that to leave anyone alone, so, we should concern others ...
[版主回覆12/11/2010 11:13:00]Yes, of course you're right. It's supposed to be a joke! But quite often there may be not a little truth about human nature in jokes too. As I'm never tired of saying, we only want what we don't have. We always complain. We complain if we got it, and we complain if we don't! Those who got nagging wives wish they were single and when they are single, they long for the company of nagging women!
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回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2010 10:02:00]If you're nothing else, you're the most honest woman I've come across!
Frailty, thy name is woman!
回覆刪除Oops, just a joke. Here is a rose to soothe your ego.
[版主回覆12/10/2010 10:23:00]I suppose the rose at the end is just your feeble attempt to be politically correct! Hell knows no greater fury than a woman's scorn! Too little and too late, my friend!
Well my dear friend, I had thought of sending 999roses but if even that is not enough, one would be too many.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/10/2010 11:16:00]A peck on her cheek may well be worth more than 9999 roses, my friend unless you tell me (in a tiny tiny whisper), you've got another!
Totally agree that women are very troublesome but can't help it. We are troublesome.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/12/2010 18:54:00]The real trouble is that men can't live without their "troubles"!