Saturday at last! And a clear blue sky too! Time for fun! This time it's about a lawyer and a blonde. Here it goes.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long haul from L. A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to ask her if she would like to play some fun games.
The blonde is tired and just wants to get some sleep. She politely declines, rolls down the window shutter to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me and vice versa."
Again the blonde declines. But the lawyer persists and makes another attempt. He tells her, "OK. How about this. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. But if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
The blonde knows that if she still refuses, there will be no end to this torment. So she agrees.
The lawyer asks his first question. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say anything, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 and hands it over to the lawyer.
It's her turn to ask a question. She thinks a bit and starts "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks puzzled, fizzes out his laptop and do all kinds of searches on the internet and even accesses the Library of Congress and sends emails to his friends and colleagues. But all to no avail. After an hour, he wakes up the blonde and gives her $500.
The blonde takes the money and turns away to go back to sleep. The lawyer is mad to have lost and drives himself nuts trying to figure out the anwwer. So he asks her : "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.
My dear friend, I fully sympathize with you. I will keep this to myself.
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/13/2010 08:22:00]Sure you didn't "pretend" to be a lawyer to catch her attention?
Good joke! Do I know this lawyer?
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Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "--or that mybrother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?"
[版主回覆11/13/2010 08:33:00]Here's my favour in return:
Pope John XXIII went to heaven. When he entered the pearly gates, he found it strangely quiet. No a single angel came to welcome him. He felt a bit odd.
Whilst he was trying to figure out why, he saw a huge crowd apparently most excited about something or other a little distance from where he stood all alone.
Out of curiosity, he tottered over and asked the angel beside him: "What's all that hullabaloo all about".
"We finally got a lawyer!"
I will disguise as a blonde when I see you next time. Put money in your purse.
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/13/2010 09:07:00] I don't think any "blonde" with a waistline above 30 will be sufficient to tempt me!
seems to be a personal experience
回覆刪除i love it
[版主回覆11/13/2010 08:45:00]I'm quite sure I'm not the type who carries any $500 with him in his purse. Who wants cash nowadays! Everyone wants plastic!
Here is another one:
回覆刪除A bus was loaded with lawyers with one seat left unoccupied. It plunged down the hillside killing all on the bus. That empty seat is the biggest waste on earth.
[版主回覆11/13/2010 08:39:00]They need someone to do the probate, don't they?
Witty blonde... never again say that BLONDES are stupid ! " Blondes have more fun, Have blond hair and a golden heart, More gold than any other ladies, Fun fun fun when you meet a blonde..." Good evening, my dear old friend ! I gotta learn your ways of telling jokes...
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/14/2010 00:52:00]My friend, I'm sure you could use your boundless creativity more profitably than wasting it on telling such inane jokes!
Always love your Saturday jokes!
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/14/2010 00:52:00]Thank you for your kind words. Glad you like 'em.
點解只係星期六先講 笑話 ?
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/14/2010 00:54:00]Because Saturday is a particularly good time for jokes! We can and must relax on weekends!
According to your previous jokes, it seems that jokes of sex are more fun. Any jokes about judge?
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/14/2010 00:59:00]Sex jokes are the funniest because they touch on a taboo subject. Yes, there certainly are some jokes about judges. But many of them are in jokes comprehensible only to lawyers. But I vaguely recall a few which can be enjoyed by lay people too! Next week perhaps.
Ha ~ ha ~ She's clever ~~
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/14/2010 22:15:00]Yes. Women are usually smarter than men! And much wiser too! So sometimes they deliberately let the men think of themselves as clever when the men foolishly think that they really are !!!
They sure do. But girls would like this joke too because 'women' is future tense of 'girls'.
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/15/2010 05:04:00]Good thinking. Do you consider yourself a "girl" or a "woman"? Just joking!
Good night, Sir!
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/15/2010 05:05:00]Good morning, young lady!
Oh, no Sir, you wanna know my age...too old ...But frankly speaking, I'm already 18 so it should be a woman. However, it sounds too old for me as I'm too innocent.
回覆刪除[版主回覆11/16/2010 13:41:00]Wait till you're 70. Then only will you fully realize the meaning of that word!