Saturday Jokes

It's been a busy week. But I managed to take time off to see the Picasso's exhibition in Shatin. It's not something I'm likely to forget for a long while. Then I had to scan the internet to get photos of some of the paintings that I saw. And sure enough, I found more than what I bargained for. Picasso is one of a kind and totally inimitable. Perhaps he functions on a level different from that of the ordinary guy, except where the lower compartment is concerned. So it's not surprising to find jokes about him. Here's what I found.

1.

After his wife divorced him, Joe asked his best friend, Bill, to fix him up with a blind date.

Bill obliged

The next day Joe called up Bill and shouted at him angrily: "Bill, what kind of a guy do you think I am. That girl you fixed me up with was cross-eyed; she was almost bald; her nose was long, thin and crooked; she had hair growing on her face; she was flat chested; and her ankles were as thick as her thighs".

Bill answered: "Either you like Picasso, or you don't like Picasso."


2.

Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau.

The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.



3.

Pablo Picasso visited his local cabinetmaker to commission a mahogany wardrobe for his chateau.

To illustrate the shape and dimensions he required, he drew a hasty sketch on a sheet of paper and handed it to the craftsman.

 “How much will it cost?” he asked.

“Nothing at all,” replied the cabinetmaker. “Just sign the sketch.”



Have a nice weekend and ...if you got nothing better to do, make sure you make a trip to Shatin.